I haven’t personally had a fantasy about a small rodent performing oral sex on me, but apparently, that’s a thing or else how do you explain this Squirrel Sucking Toy? It’s available in this fleshy peach tone and black. It’s 7.8 inches long in total (maybe six insertable) and 1.65 inches in diameter. It’s made of PVC silicone so it isn’t 100 percent silicone and may have that classic toy smell at first. It’s quite flexible and the suction cup base is handy for sticking to shower walls, bathtubs, headboards, or any flat surface. There are more little stimulating nubs on this than I’ve seen in a good long while. That said, if you’re all about textures, this toy has it. It doesn’t make me want to get busy, it makes me want to call the CDC. I’m sorry, but this just looks like someone has contracted a horrible alien virus. It’s not pictured here, but if you click through you will see that it also has a suction cup base and balls. But when you make it in a skin-tone, I am getting off the boat and setting the dock on fire. This is how far down the rabbit hole I’ve gone: a dildo that looks like a realistic ear of corn? Sure, why not. You’re welcome.Ĭryptid fanatics and horror fans can enjoy the substantial loving of this Monster, Alien, or Murloc from WoW.

I came across this toy and I had to double-check and nope, they do not have this organ. I would also include this rooster dil here because roosters do not have a peen. Good on you, mythical beast lovers.įor fantasy nerds, you can get toy versions of a basilisk, unicorn, as well as several versions of dragon from flesh-toned to neon green and scaley–which, I’ll be honest, looks more like a grub than something I’d like to sit on. Interestingly enough, compared to real animal replicas, the mythical toys seem to be consistently made of quality silicone. There is a wide range of mythical creature dildos to be found on Amazon if you know where to look. (It also comes in a glow-in-the-dark version.)

If you’ve ever watched your favorite fantasy movies and thought, “Man, I wish I could really ride that basilisk all the way to my bedroom,” you’re in luck. If that’s a bit much, there’s also Belladonna’s Magic Hand, an 11-inch realistic hand with the fingers more pointed for easier insertion. It offers 14 inches of insertable length. Keep in mind that this isn’t silicone so it can’t be sterilized and it’s not extra firm so it can be on the floppy side. It takes time to stretch and acclimate to something of this size so this makes for a good practice tool to work up to it over time.

These toys are great if you’re interested in fisting but not ready to do it with a partner. It’s been brought up to me, regarding these toys, that the majority of us already have a hand, two even, but the angle of going solo is a real hassle. There have been informative how-to articles for fisting on even Women’s Health Magazine and Cosmo. (That’s a little fisting pun for you right there.)įisting is a practice that seems like it would be on the margins but is, again, more common than you’d think. I know plenty of good, averagely-kinky folks who are into fisting but that still doesn’t mitigate my initial creep-out factor when I see a this fisting toy that’s a cast of a human arm.

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